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There are some things that men can do and women can't. There are many other things that women can do and men can't.
Like giving birth for instance. But, aside that, here's a compilation
of seven things that men are so perfect at, that they can be really
annoying. Enjoy!
1. Sexy morning voices: This one is definitely tops the list. Men have
such seductive baritones when they wake up in the morning, while we
women end up croaking like frogs. Although we are quite sure that the
sexy 'morning voice' is directly proportional to the sexiness quotient
of their normal voices, unofficial research has shown that men with
reasonable voices end up with super sexy morning voices as well. Let's
also imagine a George Clooney like face to go with that voice. Sigh.
2. Ability to give comforting hugs: There's no denying it. Embracing a
man is like hugging a life size teddy bear. Only warmer. And human. Not
only does everything feel like it will be OK, the world seems so much
safer in that embrace. Know what's even better? The hug comes with a
surplus - don't you just love the way they smell your hair?
3. Their uncanny knack of pissing you off and making you feel good at
the same time: Alright, moving on. Only a man can achieve that
impossible task of pissing you off and making you feel great at the same
time. A classic example would be when a man watching a woman give birth
says, "Does it really hurt that bad?" and then looks at your annoyed
expression and immediately chirps, "But, I am sure you'll be brave
honey." Well, at least he's thinking about having kids with you right?
4. Saying something completely inappropriate and still is charming:
This one is a classic. And no, we're not talking about the cheesy pick
up lines that go something along the lines of "do you believe in love at
first sight or should I walk by again." We're referring to the smooth
talkers here.
5. Ability to eat like a pig and not feel guilty about it: Ever seen a
teenage boy wolf down an entire pizza by himself? Or a fully grown man
helping himself onto a fourth helping of biryani? Heck, have you ever
heard a man say he's "full"? Maybe they are blessed with excellent
metabolism or maybe they are just built that way, they can eat gigantic
quantities of food, and still work it off. We envy you for not having to
worry about cellulite on your hips and thighs.
6. Their ability to fix things: When we compare the data with those of
women, men outnumber the fairer sex in fixing things. We might attribute
this to their less involvement in other household chores (as a result
having more time to spare), but still the credit is theirs when it comes
to petty home jobs.
7. Gods of gaming: While women may be the connoisseurs of finesse and
art (we don't say men are not), men are the masters of video gaming when
it comes to percentage data. So, let them take the credit here for
getting more scores on several occasions!
Source: TOI
